July 2011
June 2011
I want to get fucked to the new Weekend Nachos
It's a quarter after one I'm a little drunk And I...
HATEWORTHY: Talking on the phone →
hateworthy:
I would say that Quagmire in this clip from Family Guy is a perfect representation of how I feel about talking on the phone, but the difference is that I don’t bother answering in the first place when my friends call me.
Whenever my cell phone actually rings, I literally cringe and get…
When boys and girls are best friends.
rissalady:
iamfunnyhigh:
What people think happens:
What really happens:
Yes!
Very fitting, after seeing my best friend brother tonight.
Real talk. Hope you jump off a fucking bridge.
I love it when...
People are super full of shit!
Sometimes
Tumblr hates me.
Glasgow, I miss you.
Aye, it’s my home.
Anonymous asked: You should probably shut the fuck up. Chelsea can talk about whomever she wants whether it's good or bad. So get over yourself.
In no time there'll be one less sad robot.: When, →
chelsea1dagger7:
mamaxcat:
chelsea1dagger7:
Brandon and I get into a discussion about Luke and I want to punch him in the mouth .. And then we talk about how every boy I have ever been with, not that there’s been many, have all been super scumbags. Woah boy. So many mistakes .. I suck. But not really. I don’t suck, they do.
ANYWAY - GOOD…
Forreal though you probably shouldn’t talk so much...
In no time there'll be one less sad robot.: When, →
chelsea1dagger7:
Brandon and I get into a discussion about Luke and I want to punch him in the mouth .. And then we talk about how every boy I have ever been with, not that there’s been many, have all been super scumbags. Woah boy. So many mistakes .. I suck. But not really. I don’t suck, they do.
ANYWAY - GOOD…
Forreal though you probably shouldn’t talk so much shit about Luke I...
ifthewallscouldspeak asked: baby girl.
when i come upstate for my birthday, will you do my hair?
when i come upstate for my birthday, will you do my hair?
No one ever messages me.
youxdiexfirst:
What a bummer.
I like it when you call me my real name.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
People be like
